Wednesday, July 11, 2007

BREAKING: Gee to Return to Ohio State

Spokesman at Vanderbilt, where Gee currently reigns, confirmed Mr. Gee’s departure for OSU.

House Speaker Jon Husted (R-Kettering), responding to the media reports, said today: “In my book, we’ve just won the NCAA National Championship of college presidents.”

My prediction: Mr. Wolfe of the Columbus Dispatch is touching himself as we speak.

The Dispatch has more

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